I used this elsewhere and will preserve it here if you still wish to read it. I plan on doing another update of my About Me towards the end of July. This month, particularly these next few weeks, sees my 16th birthday and my highest-paying theatre job yet, so that means I'm in a good mood.

Without further ado, the old 'About Me' I used...

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I am.

Other than that, no, and the sky shall rain fire and sandstone.

You see that monument over there? Tis dedicated to me.

I don't think 2 girls 1 cup is real shit; however, Chevrolets are.

No, I can't stand for long periods of time or walk in a straight line, but I can play the guitar in ways you can only dream of.

And then, out of nowhere, our physical surroundings dissolved, giving way to vivid images formed and forming in all our minds at once, and we were all spiraling downwards into the pit of psychedelic mystery; ecclesiastical references seeming more and more out-of-place as we metaphorically made our way at an unknown speed towards the final test of our perception of all things that are, and are not, and will never be, and yet will always manifest themselves in our mutual thoughts...

Where has gone the bygone era where only fools found refuge in the shadows of their own hearts the broken appliances need thrown out to better serve the greater good? To be or not to be, surely that could only help the fire below consume all that we ever worked for which would eventually crumble to dust, for to dust we shall return. I have seen the grim prophecy, what's this white haze, it's a figment of my imagination of course! What about the ponderings of a worthless simple man stuck in the last dead world's dying light, can he see it too? There was the fantasy. Let me dwell inside your world of dreams. Midnight came and sucked up all that she ever hoped for through a thick glow in the dark straw like the kind from Friendly's. Yes I have been drawing, he said, when I noticed the walls were covered in Sharpie. It had a brilliant luminosity, the car drove a thousand miles to be tonight there where over under side right the only thing. Frog dashboard. Leather case for the didgeridoo! Please?

Bear with them always and never let them go; your friends are the only ones you can confide in and confine you in. Thirty seven breaks the fish hangs the rope the advantage.

Now $4

Begun the novel?

Hear the psychedelic ramblings of the aged phonograph. Let them envelope you.

Like I said 4 kyääti määtä. Si empi kälä lindroos sutella. Only the white wizard can save you now!!!